Blasting early Coldplay in the car, looking forward to foreplay at the bar. She looks at me like I’m some kinda superstar, serenading her, playing a classical guitar.

Our love is zero to a hundred, in just 2 seconds. Zero to a hundred, our love is.

She’s waking up, it’s a quarter to 11. I can’t believe my eyes, she’s hot as heaven. She smiles, embarrassed she can’t find her underwear. I don’t care if we go to hell, oh well.

I do whatever it takes, show you rivers and lakes. I might make some mistakes, except put on the brakes. Together forever in just two seconds. I never get enough of you, I gotta have seconds. I reckon our love is breaking speed records. Already making babies!